Actor is a man who tries to be everything but himself.
Friend is one who has the same enemies you have.
Lady is a woman who makes a man behave like a gentleman.
Mirror is one that laughs at your face.
School year is a very long period between vacations.
Zoo is a place where animals study human beings.
If vegetable oil comes from vegetables where does baby oil comes from?
I’m not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.
Out of my mind. Back in 5 minutes.
Hit me! I need the money ( the sign on the car).
Those who can, do. Those who can do more, teach.
Time is the best teacher; unfortunately, it kills all his students.
When your mom is mad at your dad, don’t let her brush your hair.