Actor is a man who tries to be everything but himself.


Friend is one who has the same enemies you have.


Lady is a woman who makes a man behave like a gentleman.


Mirror is one that laughs at your face.


School year is a very long period between vacations.


Zoo is a place where animals study human beings.


If vegetable oil comes from vegetables where does baby oil comes from?


I’m not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.


Out of my mind. Back in 5 minutes.


Hit me! I need the money ( the sign on the car).


Those who can, do. Those who can do more, teach.


Time is the best teacher; unfortunately, it kills all his students.


When your mom is mad at your dad, don’t let her brush your hair.